Showing posts with label Outhouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Outhouse. Show all posts

Monday, September 19, 2011

Story-A-Day #312: King Of The Hill





KING OF THE HILL

It hasn't been used in years, so the smell has all but died off now. One of the many benefits of progress - and the indoor plumbing at the nearby cottage.

Even though it is a mostly forgotten relic from an older time, I still like to come out here sometimes.

I will usually bring a magazine with me, something to pass the time.

As I make my way up the sagging dirt steps, a cobweb clings gently at my face. I wipe at it, then reach out for the screen door. It pulls outward with a heating screech of rusted hinges and slams shut behind me with a clatter.

I peer out through the leaves, then down the dark hole carved into the wooden bench and topped with a toilet seat. I wouldn't want to be surprised by any critters waiting down below.

Finally content, I lower my pants and sit on the throne, a satisfied king surveying the crowded forest of my kingdom.

There is a definite serenity to this forgotten place, a sense of peace that permeates the structure, and the experience linked to it.

I hum a little song and pick up my magazine.

This king needed a moment alone and now he has it, perched atop his throne in his sheltered tower on the hill.

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Sunday, June 5, 2011

Story-A-Day #206: Outhouse





OUTHOUSE

It might not be on par with modern amenities, but it's better than a squat in the woods by far.

At least here, there is a seat and proper toilet paper. I wouldn't trade that for a handful of leaves - not ever.

The outhouse is old, long out of use really. Still, it's nice to have a quiet place to retreat sometimes.

I look up the old dirt stairs, overgrown and somewhat washed out after years of neglect. The glow of the spotlight from the distant cottage barely cuts through the darkness.

I climb the stairs and pull open the battered screen door, the squeak of the hinges creaking off through the night.

The smell is not as potent as it used to be, but there is still a hint of what lies down that deep, dark hole.

I lower myself onto the seat and stare out into the darkness. In the distance, I can hear the clanking of dishes in the sink, laughter from the people I have come here with.

None of them ever make the trip to this forgotten outpost, bit I find the nostalgia refreshing. It's a nice retreat, a quick get away from the crowd.

I'll finish up soon, go wash my hands, and help with the dishes. For now though, I'm going to enjoy this quiet moment in the dark.

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